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I Don’t Want My Mouth to Smell like Ass

Coffee Teeth

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I have an announcement to make:  I have given up coffee!  Yes – I have gone cold effing turkey when it comes to coffee and here’s why I think you should too:

  • It makes your breath smell like ass.
  • It stains your teeth, leaving you looking like Austin Powers

    Coffee Teeth

  • The acid in it causes your body to produce fat cells.  The fat cells are produced to keep the acid from burning your organs
  • Coffee beans are treated with inseticides, such as D-D-7.  Every cup is a dose of poison.
  • The caffeine in it causes:
    • Headaches
    • Digestive problems
    • Irritation of the stomach and bladder
    • Peptic ulcers
    • Diarrhea
    • Constipation
    • Fatigue
    • Anxiety and depession

Coffee, like most drugs, is addictive.  Yes – it’s a drug.  And up until this morning I NEEDED COFFEE!  But not anymore!  I’m replacing my addiction with something healthy – organic, decaf, green tea because it’s anti-aging, fights cancer, and it lowers blood pressure.  Will you join me in me kicking the coffee habit?  I could use a friend – maybe we could even tweet with the hashtag #coffeesucks?

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About the Author

I’m Janice – a proud CANADIAN mom of 3 little princesses ages 6, 5 & 1. I work full-time and I love running, strong coffee, beer, and playing softball - in that order.

7 Responses to I Don’t Want My Mouth to Smell like Ass
  1. Another great post! I Don’t Want My Mouth to Smell like Ass http://tinyurl.com/ycy6eln

  2. All I can say is “crap”!! sigh will have to work on it now..actually kinda am. I went from 3 to 2 cups a morning but I don't want my mouth smelling like ass either or the other good examples you posted *thumbs up*

  3. okay, you're on the money with “monkey ass”. My loving hubby just said I needed to brush my teeth..and that “it” could peel the paint off the walls…lol so will work on getting something else to substitute.

  4. Another great post! I Don’t Want My Mouth to Smell like Ass http://tinyurl.com/ycy6eln

  5. I was never really a coffee drinker.. however when I discovered iced coffee.. I liked it! I think that.. like a lot of things in life.. moderation is key. People get addicted to coffee and drink it all day long. That is definitely not good.. not healthy. I think that one a day is not bad.. and I would go with an organic source to stay away from the pesticides. Pure, clean water is my drink of preference.. all day long!

  6. Bridget

    Good for you! I gave up coffee 5 days ago. Another way our smart bodies try to neutralize the acid is by leaching minerals for our bones. Nice eh? Try Mache teas for constant “caffeine-like” energy without the crash ;)

  7. Ah yes, organic coffee!!! Phew. Actually, there is an instant organic decaf coffee that I love called Mount Hagen. I might try this for a day or a week to see how it makes me feel. I definitely drink way too much coffee!!!
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