def – Monkey Butt:
1. Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
“Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long”
2. A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
“Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!” or “Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!”
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horseback riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing.
From a workout standpoint, nothing but a shamwow can absorb my excess sweat. However, as promised, AMBP not only reduced, but prevented the usual chaffing that I get from my sports bra. [Yes M, this is the product for you!] However, I most fancy Anti-Monkey Butt for everyday use, especially on hot as balls summer days, which we’ve been having a lot of lately. Nothing irritates me more than the feel of sweat slithering down my breast and butt cracks. Somehow, AMBP miraculously acts a barrier between the skin and sweat. I can still see the sweat beads forming but I don’t feel them. As a result, I feel dry and most important, I feel comfortable. I even found myself wishing that I had a travel size bottle in my purse while frolicking and sweating up a storm at an outdoor festival a few weeks ago. Surely I would have politely excused myself for a quick bathroom break to get my sprinkle on.
The good folks of Anti-Monkey Butt have generously offered to giveaway a prize pack of TWO bottles o’ butt powder: 1 original for the gents and 1 lady version for ma girls.
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